The Young and the Restless: When a Good Cliffhanger is Far From Enough

By Marlena De Lacroix a.k.a. Connie Passalacqua Hayman I just finished watching Friday's episode of The Young and the Restless.  Paul discovered  Ricky holding  Eden in his bathroom, his son's bloody knife held firmly to her throat.  She had  passed out due to hitting her head on the bathtub. When Ricky wouldn't drop the knife, a shocked  P.I. … [Read more...]

Daytime Emmys 2012: Respect Was Surprisingly Shown

By Marlena De Lacroix a.k.a Connie Passalacqua HaymanToday I'm going to use a word I've never used in a decade of viewing the Daytime Emmys (but nearly always used when I attended the 22 years previously).  I actually "enjoyed" Saturday night's Daytime Emmys on HLN.Don't freak out -- there are "excepts" which I'll get into later.  You see, … [Read more...]

A Shout Out to Hollywood Heights

By Marlena De Lacroix a.k.a.  Connie Passalacqua Hayman Although I am decades older than the target audience, I enjoyed the first four episodes of the new Hollywood Heights.  It's the new teen soap on Nick at Nite, created, written, produced and acted by several daytime veterans.  What I really admire about this show is that it has good soap … [Read more...]

More General Hospital: Outrageously the “M” Word

By Marlena De Lacroix a.k.a. Connie Passalacqua HaymanWhen Moose came home from work yesterday, he thought he'd have to dump a bucket of cold water over my head.  I couldn't stop yelling, over and over again,"No, they really didn't do this!"  General Hospital had a scene where Carly and Todd flirted/talked, and Todd was bare-chested. But … [Read more...]

General Hospital: Cuddly but Problematic

By Marlena De Lacroix  a.k.a. Connie Passalacqua HaymanWith all the cancellations these past few years, this old soap enthusiast  is thankful to have at least one soap to look forward to, and yes, cuddle up to in my afternoons. That soap is General Hospital, a doomed show I really want to see live on.  I watch The biggest soap opera of all is … [Read more...]

General Hospital Until the Bitter End

By Marlena De Lacroix a.k.a Connie Passalacqua HaymanBefore I start my review of the new General Hospital (Frank Valentini executive producer, Ron Carlivati, headwriter) I have three things to say:1.  I agree with everything my good friend Ed Martin says in the column below ("Can General Hospital Be Saved?")  Do a Gloria Monty, gut the show … [Read more...]

Murder By Death: The End of OLTL

By Marlena De Lacroix aka Connie Passalacqua Hayman I just finished watching the last episode of One Life to Live and I am feeling depressed and betrayed.   Not by the last second gonzo surprise that Victor is alive, but by the show’s cancellation itself.  Compared to soaps that were mostly played out (like Guiding Light and my once beloved All … [Read more...]

The Kardashians: A Soap

By Connie Passalacqua Haymanaka Marlena De LacroixSoap starved, I have become obsessed with the Kardashians.  Every day, I can't wait to see what's happening with the three sisters whose IQs combined don't top mine.  But never mind that. Their lives are filled with romance, glamour, strum and drang, not to mention heavy make-up:  things … [Read more...]

How Prospect Park Can Save Soaps

By Connie Passalacqua Haymanaka Marlena De LacroixIn the effort to salve our wounds this summer, the canceled All My Children and One Life to Live sacrificed an essential element of soap opera: believability.  All these people back from the dead simultaneously!  Dixie!  Leo!  Zack!  How are we supposed to buy any kind of reality behind it? … [Read more...]

Au Revoir, All My Children and One Life to Live

By Marlena De LacroixLast week I had a nightmare that All My Children and One Life to Live were canceled.  And then the bad dream came true.But before we wallow in our own  grief, let's take a moment to remember all the jobs that are being lost -- and all the acting careers that are now ending.  So many people out of work!  They are the … [Read more...]