Murder By Death: The End of OLTL

By Marlena De Lacroix aka Connie Passalacqua Hayman I just finished watching the last episode of One Life to Live and I am feeling depressed and betrayed.   Not by the last second gonzo surprise that Victor is alive, but by the show’s cancellation itself.  Compared to soaps that were mostly played out (like Guiding Light and my once beloved All … [Read more...]

How Prospect Park Can Save Soaps

By Connie Passalacqua Haymanaka Marlena De LacroixIn the effort to salve our wounds this summer, the canceled All My Children and One Life to Live sacrificed an essential element of soap opera: believability.  All these people back from the dead simultaneously!  Dixie!  Leo!  Zack!  How are we supposed to buy any kind of reality behind it? … [Read more...]

Au Revoir, All My Children and One Life to Live

By Marlena De LacroixLast week I had a nightmare that All My Children and One Life to Live were canceled.  And then the bad dream came true.But before we wallow in our own  grief, let's take a moment to remember all the jobs that are being lost -- and all the acting careers that are now ending.  So many people out of work!  They are the … [Read more...]

Wrong is Right

By Marlena De LacroixI have to say I almost choked when I heard that Frank Valentini and Ron Carlivati were re-signed to One Life to Live.  Isn't this show dead last in the ratings and going even further south?  Aren't they the duo that made Dorian a Valley of the Dolls shrew, had Todd sleep with Marty his prior rape victim, exiled the only gay … [Read more...]

What’s to Watch Now?

By Marlena De LacroixAs the World Turns was over on Friday and at least two dozen of my old soap pals all called or wrote. But what to watch now? If you are still around to watch afternoons, it's slim pickings. Days is way too juvenile even to contemplate. Young and Restless is very competent soap opera. But someone help! We're left with the … [Read more...]

What’s That Smell?

By Marlena De LacroixOn Saturday,  my husband Moose and I were driving on a back road through the Pennsylvania woods to have dinner at a very good restaurant. Suddenly a familiar tell-tale putrid smell entered the car.Skunk!I gasped and a few seconds later my eyes welled up in tears.  No, the tears didn't come from the intensity of … [Read more...]

Kiboshing Kish: Betrayal and Malfeasance

By Marlena De LacroixI've had a lot of problems with One Life to Live over the last two years, but Kish (Kyle and Fish) was never one of them. The shocking write-off of these characters is wrong, wrong, wrong on so many levels.  Of all the ways this failing soap could be improved, dumping Kish NOW isn't one of them. Goodbye Kish: Scott Evans … [Read more...]

Watching Sadism For Thrills: Soaps Are Not Snuff Films!

By Marlena De Lacroix Recently I was asked by a fan why I am not posting much anymore. Here's why: Today on One Life to Live I watched a woman who had just delivered a baby graphically fall through ice and drown.  Not three months ago I had watched a Does any TPTB on soaps, so desperate for ratings, actually have any moral sense at all, or even … [Read more...]

One Life to Live: Still Surprising After All These Years

By Ed MartinOne Life to Live showed me something last week that I haven't seen in 30 years of soap viewing: A mass wedding of two dozen gay couples. This show has pushed the envelope in a number of crazy ways since the ‘70s, sending its characters to heaven, to an underground city and careening through time. What a pleasure it was  OLTL's … [Read more...]

Ten Happy Halloween Questions

By Marlena De Lacroix1.  Isn't it most curious that two of the most intelligent women characters in daytime -- Dr. Marty Saybrooke on One Life to Live and fashion mogul Jackie M on The Bold and the Beautiful -- have gone from brunette to blonde in the last few months?  Fashion, or just another attempt by the networks/shows to "dumb down" smart … [Read more...]